Does a band name get any better than that?
I have been checking Spotify every bloody day for their new album but it has yet to drop worse luck.
Those cunts though know how to rip. If you are unfamiliar with their ripitude, try their first opus.
Second album also rocks
Monkey Defies Gravity 
This does totally seem like your wheelhouse, musically. Even the name suggests crust punk/ thrash. 🙂
They are so awesome. Love that they are on Thrill Jockey and thus lose all metal cred while having more chops than 99% of metal bands.